Well, not exactly a naked theme… It's just that, in life, you gotta jump in at the deep end, buck naked. You know?

There's no turning back, really. You're like, "I'm fucked if I give 'er, and fucked if I don't, so I better just keep going." Fuck it! Keep going, something amazing will happen soon, because at least I'm consistent.

So that's our bullshit story behind this issue: Being Naked and not boring, like a gay man with no creativity, like a soft pumper and boring. Not only that. Let's all stop smoking weed, its enough now. We've got to start behaving normally for a bit. (What? –ed.)

Weed isn't made for smoking, it was made to be thrown around. That's it. Made to be vacuum sealed, then opened and smelt, then to be tossed about. Have a nice day Mr. Greenberg, nobody gives a fuck about you. Your life belongs in a suitcase, belonging to a friend of a friend.(In case you hadn't noticed, we have weed issues here at the office, everyone is stopping, not, for the beginning of the year. Good luck!)

In this issue we have interviews with ex-Soccer Skinhead, Vice President of the British Combat 18 Movement. Also Moroccan Whores and Kate's Carpet Munching experience, Doctors Confessional (gross), Red Head People (I have Mommy Issues), Riots on the Beach and loads more amazing things like that. Off with the clothes!

-MZR